February 2012
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
songless:
luis-suarez-:
presidentjesus:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
I JUST SPIT ALL OVER MY COMPUTER OMG
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phenoxymethylpenicillin:
tumblr famous people think they’re fucking royalty or something
get the fuck out, you’re just like everybody else
phenoxymethylpenicillin:
giant moose all over my dash
phenoxymethylpenicillin:
why do most gorgeous/handsome people have the most shittiest personalities
“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a...”
– Lady Gaga. (via thecolorofviolence)
